I am Martemis Fowl


"3. Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not actually involve making babies, like for instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face."
An Abundance of Katherines, John Green
— 2 weeks ago
#John Green  #An Abundance of Katherines  #book  #quotes  #books 
"There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone’s face is in close proximity to your penis. This was not one of those times."
Miles “Pudge” Halter; Looking for Alaska, John Green
— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
Men's forum sick of strong female characters in games →

hyrulechozo:

If you want to see what is wrong with nerd culture, and specifically the enormous privilege enjoyed and expected by its male population, read this thread, or even just the first post (as it has gotten quite long now).  But if you’re not interested in throwing up in your mouth a little, maybe don’t read it.

Stuff like this is really annoying because there are a lot of guys out there who like these super bad ass girls in their video games. But there’s always got to be some dick there ruining it for everyone, right? You get the same sort of problem with actual girls that enjoy playing video games too. It sucks when you can’t use a microphone online because you know as soon as some group of little shits finds out you’re lacking a penis they’ll all shout abuse about how you’ll bring the team down and then leave. It sucks for the guys too because most of them aren’t like that, most of them are just happy to be playing. It’s a small but incredibly loud group of obnoxious dick holes who spend too much time on 4chan making everyone feel bad.

(via walker-bartowski)

— 2 weeks ago with 1891 notes

You have your mother’s eyes.

(via -hewastheirfriend)

— 3 weeks ago with 81774 notes
Think geek, not steep.: It's really creepy when a guy who graduated in the same class as you gets arrested for sexually assaulting a 14 year... →

geekyassassin:

I’m ashamed to say I knew this guy let alone to say I went to the same school as him. Thing is, not only is he 18 or 19 years old and got caught bribing a girl with her own phone to get her to kiss him and groping her feminine parts, but he’s also ENGAGED AND HAS A KID! Ya, you read right, he’d…

A 16-year-old Turangi boy will appear in court today charged with sexual violation, aggravated wounding and burglary.”  -of a 5 year old girl holidaying on the other side of the world with her parents and younger brother. Some people, right?

— 3 weeks ago with 5 notes
#creeps 
“Two kittens have been discovered with 18 extra toes between them.
Normally cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their rear, but Ned has an extra eight toes and his brother Fred has 10 extra.”

“Two kittens have been discovered with 18 extra toes between them.

Normally cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their rear, but Ned has an extra eight toes and his brother Fred has 10 extra.”

— 3 weeks ago with 17 notes
#cats  #kittens  #polydactyl 
“A Chinese zoo has said a doe and a ram which became close friends but were forcibly separated will be reunited.
Their split had caused such torment that Changmao the ram became violent, while Chunzi the doe had squeezed through the fence to be near to him.”

“A Chinese zoo has said a doe and a ram which became close friends but were forcibly separated will be reunited.

Their split had caused such torment that Changmao the ram became violent, while Chunzi the doe had squeezed through the fence to be near to him.”

— 3 weeks ago with 6 notes
#doe  #ram  #interspecies love 
“The standard measure of the biological effect of radiation is the sievert. One sievert is a heck of a big dose, but one tenth of a millionth of a sievert, or 0.1 micro sieverts, is roughly the dose from eating one banana.
So we can use one banana as our basic unit and convert other radiation exposures to so many bananas.”

“The standard measure of the biological effect of radiation is the sievert. One sievert is a heck of a big dose, but one tenth of a millionth of a sievert, or 0.1 micro sieverts, is roughly the dose from eating one banana.

So we can use one banana as our basic unit and convert other radiation exposures to so many bananas.”

— 3 weeks ago with 5 notes
#radiation  #bananas