I am Martemis Fowl
THERE'S ONLY 8 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT. FOREVER.

I should probably start doing some work…

bedscenes:

-spf:

yes, i would love to skype with you for 4 hours.

you know, just hangin.

 I spy cool facial hair

bedscenes:

-spf:

yes, i would love to skype with you for 4 hours.

you know, just hangin.

 I spy cool facial hair

MY SISTER NEEDS TO WRITE A SPEECH FOR ENGLISH BY TOMORROW SO I'M HELPING HER WRITE ONE ON WHY BEARDS ARE AMAZING/WHY WE NEED THEM.

I must be the most amazing sibling in existance.

So in photography the teacher was complaining about some apple on my board so I thought I’d make it suck about 50 times more and I made this and said “How do ya like them apples”
BAHAHA, GET IT?! (This may be why my sisters ignore me at school…)

So in photography the teacher was complaining about some apple on my board so I thought I’d make it suck about 50 times more and I made this and said “How do ya like them apples”

BAHAHA, GET IT?! (This may be why my sisters ignore me at school…)

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card. The machine turns on with an antique clock-winding key by way of a custom-built ratcheting switch made from old clock parts. (Source)

 I want one.

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card. The machine turns on with an antique clock-winding key by way of a custom-built ratcheting switch made from old clock parts. (Source)

 I want one.

expecto-patronum:

ryanlackstact:(via valcano)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD.

fffffffff haaaaaahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha

:D

expecto-patronum:

ryanlackstact:(via valcano)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOD.

fffffffff haaaaaahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha

:D

Which one?

Which one?

WEEEEE! IMA MEET HIM ON SATURDAY, SUNDAY AND THEN AGAIN ON MONDAY.I’m not creepy.

WEEEEE! IMA MEET HIM ON SATURDAY, SUNDAY AND THEN AGAIN ON MONDAY.
I’m not creepy.

expecto-patronum:

chick magnet

Ooohh yeeeeaah

expecto-patronum:

chick magnet

Ooohh yeeeeaah

Switchin’ it up with a mountain lion cub this time. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
Zac Bertschy, I miss you, you arrogant smart ass.
We have a new student teacher thinger for music

She’s from Fance and has a neato accent (:
If I had a cool accent I’d come to New Zealand ‘cause then I’d sound cooler than everyone else. But I don’t. I just speak in mono-tone like everyone else here.

Me: I could easily write 7 pages on Harry Potter for my English exam-
Bonné: Really? Could you identify things such as metaphors and deeper meanings and-
Me: YES I COULD. I've learnt a lot from MuggleCast; there's the whole Death Eaters are like Nazis and Voldemort is like Hitler-
Bonné: Or Musolini, or Franco-
Me: Who the fuck is "Franco"?
Bonné: That's irrelevant.
Peronne: Or Jesus.
Me: ...
Bonné: Ooh, yes! I see the connection there...you know...they both have robes...yes, I like where this is headin'...
Me: ...
My sisters are going to hell >_>
He should bring along an axe. Then he’d be a lumberjack and it’d be great.

He should bring along an axe. Then he’d be a lumberjack and it’d be great.